Top 10 reasons for falling asleep at your desk
Well, lunch break was just over and i decided that this might come in handy for people who are back in the office:) Not to be mistaken that i actually need to use it cause, as i have mentioned a hundred times, my work is fun:):):)
- “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
- “I wasn’t sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands.”
- “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!”
- “Amen”
- “This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to.”
- “Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper”
- “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.”
- “This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!”
- “Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won’t wear off!”
- “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
Source:http://www.comedy-zone.net/jokes/laugh/work/work13.htm
